My Driveway is Being Reclaimed 

Kinja'd!!! "zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
08/31/2016 at 08:30 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!0 Kinja'd!!! 23
Kinja'd!!!

When I moved into this house about a year ago, the dirt driveway ended a couple feet from this tree. Now the grass has taken it back the dirt. I wasn’t aware grass could spread this quick.

Also, I burned my leaves in this exact area, it was a tad scorched, so I’m really surprised that grass is even there. Heck, you can still see the dark spot where I burned the leaves previously.

I’ll probably just leave it, see what happens.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 08:32

Kinja'd!!!4

Grass, uh, finds a way


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 08:37

Kinja'd!!!4

I know how to stop this. You have to want the grass to spread there.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 08:39

Kinja'd!!!2

You just need some old cars leaking fluids to stop that grass.

But yeah gravel driveways need to be reclaimed from time to time.

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Party-vi
08/31/2016 at 08:39

Kinja'd!!!0

Best answer, ever.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > CalzoneGolem
08/31/2016 at 08:40

Kinja'd!!!0

Should I send out an invitation then? By golly, grass is a teenager! It does the opposite of what you ask!


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 08:41

Kinja'd!!!3

The burned leaves probably helped the grass by releasing nutrients into the soil. A friend of mine burns his garden at the end of every growing season just for this reason.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 08:41

Kinja'd!!!1

Direct orders work best.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > CalzoneGolem
08/31/2016 at 08:43

Kinja'd!!!9

Agreed - the best way to keep grass from growing is to spend an entire weekend tilling, topsoiling, and seeding that area. Then spend the next six weeks watering it religiously.

It’ll never grow.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 08:44

Kinja'd!!!1

Road bond washes out to mostly rock sand, organic material deposits in the rock sand, grass says “I’ll take it!”. The solution is more bond or possibly pea gravel on top, after skimming the grass off.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 08:45

Kinja'd!!!0

That means you’re not doing burnouts there.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > vondon302
08/31/2016 at 08:57

Kinja'd!!!1

I'll put the lawnmower there for the time being. It's should be leaking enough.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > CalzoneGolem
08/31/2016 at 08:58

Kinja'd!!!0

So no passive aggressive letter? Guess I wrote that thing for nothing then.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > TheRealBicycleBuck
08/31/2016 at 09:00

Kinja'd!!!0

I figured something like that might of happened honestly. The pile of leaves was the length of the drive way, and it's all being reclaim led. This spot was just the worst.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/31/2016 at 09:02

Kinja'd!!!0

That makes sense. The reclaimed area is the lowest spot downhill, until the water moves down the walk path.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 09:02

Kinja'd!!!0

grass is a rhizome, so it likes to grow outward quickly with shallow roots.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > McMike
08/31/2016 at 09:05

Kinja'd!!!1

Yeah, but then he’ll get a think, luscious bed of crab grass, which still doesn’t help.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 09:05

Kinja'd!!!0

Dear So Called Lawn


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 09:24

Kinja'd!!!4

Got anything that leaks oil? Park it there.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Urambo Tauro
08/31/2016 at 09:28

Kinja'd!!!0

If not, I'll make it leak.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 09:34

Kinja'd!!!0

Now that’s what I call determination!


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 10:26

Kinja'd!!!1

The best part about that “reclaimed” lawn, you’ll never have to cut it.


Kinja'd!!! AndyG_UK > McMike
08/31/2016 at 10:33

Kinja'd!!!0

Been there, done that, have the even patchier front lawn to show for it! :(


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > zeontestpilot
08/31/2016 at 11:17

Kinja'd!!!0

I’ve found that grass seed is very effective at not growing grass. It doesn't seem to be very good at killing grass though.